Daily MUN Horoscopes

MUNAPEST Global News

8:52 7th April


Aries - March 21 to April 19 
You may find love in some pretty weird situations today, but that doesn't mean it won't be deeply meaningful. Perhaps your love interest-to-be has the kind of interest that your delegation leader warned you about. Yet this person could have a sense of humour and a political view about the South China Sea that matches your own. It is worth a try.

Taurus - April 20 - May 20 
Your powerful sense of intuition comes to the fore today, Taurus. Today you have every chance of guessing psychically where and when your new love interest will step into your life, and the colour of their flag. But one thing you may not have foreseen is just how bored both you are during the General Assembly. A wonderful rapport is about to be uncovered if you are looking for an Aries. Trust your instincts, and stay away from Leos.

Gemini - May 21 - June 21 
The discussions of the General Assembly are going to be very enlightening today. It will certainly not be connected with such ordinary topics as the price of a beer, or the Farewell Party tonight. If you have something to say to a loved one (a Virgo or a Scorpio), it will need to be couched in diplomatic jargon. This seems to be the only language they understand today, unbelievable though it is. 

Cancer - June 21 - July 22 
This is one occasion when love may make you overreact because you won't be expecting what you get professionally today. Anything could happen. Someone from opposite side may turn up having changed dramatically, enough in itself to give you a shock. You get a second shock when they tell you they want to party with you tonight - but just stay cool, and don’t fear Capricorns.

Leo - July 23 -August 22 
The day's planetary configuration brings with it a story from last night that you will want to tell everyone about. The only thing is that you are sworn to secrecy and avoid gossips. However, the news is bound to change the lives of you and your delegation in a dramatic way. You may not realize just quite how much until the hangover kicks in. One thing though – you all will be very happy if none of you is an Aquarius.

Virgo - August 23 - September 22 
Days like today can make you feel a little jumpy, Virgo. The day's planetary configuration could take you and a loved one (most likely a Cancer or a Sagittarius) to emotional extremes. You may both be arguing because of your different country policies and then swearing that you'll be by each other's sides forever. On a romantic sliding scale of one to ten, this day gets a seven, as ultimately you will realize just how true is the saying that MUN is FUN.

Libra - September 23 - October 22 
The members of your delegation may have had enough of your royal nature, and you feel like being alone today. You have a chance to show how much you care by allowing them deliver speeches themselves. If you complain and whine, you are bound to get on their nerves, affecting their opinion of you. You could do with a little space as well. Of course you are tired, but that’s not an excuse to skip the Farewell Party, a lovely Pisces is waiting for you. 

Scorpio - October 23 - November 21 
Today you will have the courage to say something that may have been on your mind for some time concerning the person closest to you. Not that you will be able to ignore the General Assembly anyway - as the truth is likely to be right in your face, whether you like it or not. What you may not enjoy is being forced to wake up early, but the early bird gets the worm: you don’t want to miss the chance to meet a nice Taurus.

Sagittarius - November 22 - December 21 
Everyone has a dash of romance within them, even the most passive-aggressive delegate of China. It's just that it exists on a different continent, or is brought to light in a different way. Today you may be required to talk about a few things that are way over your head, but if you can persuade that special Scorpios that you have a sharp mind, you've got a chance. Don’t waste your time with an Aries.

Capricorn - December 22 - January 19 
You love the idea of being able to confound people with words. Right now you have the chance to completely hoodwink your love interest into believing a little that you have cooked up. You may manage to fool them and feel really pleased with yourself, but don't look so smug. They may yet have the last laugh, as what goes round comes round.

Aquarius - January 20 - February 18 
Your problem is that, try as you might, you have no talent for lying. You may be encouraged to attempt to play with words concerning human rights violations. But you can never hide the truth for long, and will either start to blush or giggle, or a mixture of both. For a wonderfully romantic Farewell Party, just say it like it is the first time around, Libras appreciate honesty.

Pisces - February 19- March 20
Power is often a very attractive proposition, and so is the thought of how to acquire more. The day's planetary constellation may spell out a cunning plan in which your bank balance can suddenly rocket to higher levels, but professional success doesn't always buy love. A certain Gemini may seem like an attractive proposition, but make sure there is more involved than political interest. If you need an emotionally satisfying thing, try to connect with Cancers.